“Let’s face it,” said GOP Texas Representative and House Caucus Freedom Member Chip Roy, “we’re not going to win any elections based on our ideas—because we don’t have any ideas. Unfortunately, the days of fomenting white outrage isn’t enough to get you across the finish line anymore.”
“But this ‘gerrymandering based on skin color’ concept,” Roy continued, “is going to be a gamechanger. Combine that with an effective voter suppression strategy, and you’ve got a future of having a GOP House, GOP Senate, and GOP Presidency—no matter how many millions of votes we lose by.”
Mitch McConnell, GOP Senate Minority Leader and Welfare Dad of Impoverished Kentuckyians, elaborated, “White people are spread out all over the United States, and we need to account for each and every one of them—just like circling letters in a word search puzzle.”
“But of course the big secret,” McConnell continued, “is that this has been what gerrymandering has been about since the beginning. But since Trump, we can now actually say it. It’s very liberating for the American people and me personally.”