“They flirted with each other all night,” said Angelo Rossi, owner of Meetza Da Pizza, the venerable go-to restaurant for Italian comfort food in Staten Island. “They’ve both been under a lot of stress recently, and we were elated that these two could relax and enjoy each other’s company at our restaurant. Trump is always welcome in Staten Island.”
“As for the rumors that Donald and Ivanka are officially an item,” continued Rossi, “well, let’s just say as a restaurant policy we respect peoples’ privacy. But I can say the way they looked into each other’s eyes and held each other’s hands—there was chemistry that would make any romantic couple jealous. And not to create any more rumors, but Melania and Jared have reservations for tomorrow night.”
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