“This is part of our Wakanda Strategy,” said Jeff Row, leading Republican strategist and founder of Axis Strategies. “We know that black people only go to black movies—like those Wakanda movies. We also know that black people don’t have a real moral center or any sophisticated political views, which is why they only vote for black candidates. We feel Bill Cosby resonates with the black community, and the fact that he is in jail only makes him more relatable to black people. It’s a no brainer,” said Roe, holding his fist in the air. “Wakanda forever.”

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