Political Americans senior investigative reporter, Jeff Murdoch, has discovered that George Santos, the newly elected GOP Congressman from New York, was born in Nakuru, Kenya, and has 13 siblings—according to his birth certificate and family records.
“We always wondered what the hell happened to that kid,” said Santos’s father, who declined to give his full name. “But we were glad to see him go, wherever he went.”
“We all felt the same way: good riddance,” said his mother, who also declined to make public any personal information. “Right after he began to walk the first thing George did was steal money from his sister. Then one day he was just gone. We just assumed he was grifting somewhere in Africa, but we’re not surprised he ended up being elected to the Republican Party in America. It kinda makes sense.”
“No one misses him,” said his father. “Especially not his family.”