Political Americans: Satire for Defending Democracy
Bringing the funny to the fight against election deniers, fascists, and power-obsessed traitors.
Political Americans: Arts & Culture
The streets of Miami-Dade County in Southeast Florida have been buzzing with euphoria as Cuban-American MAGA supporters celebrate the rise of Trump’s authoritarian regime. Many Cuban Americans in this area…
“Trump’s tariffs are going to make them Chinese people pay,” said Misty Muffoon, cradling her newborn grandson, a cigarette tucked into the corner of her mouth. “Ain’t no one gonna…
“There is nothing we can do about mass shootings, so to save time in the future I’m excited to announce that today I officially signed a bill that sends my…
After lecturing the U.S. military’s top brass about the “warrior ethos” and teaching them the nuances of lethality, a proactive fighting mentality, and the importance of one’s cosmetic appearance, Pete…
“I really kind of liked Hitler,” said Joe Rogan, taking a sip of his fortified chipmunk smoothie. “I know that’ll piss a lot of people off. But that’s their problem.…
According to recent Wall Street Journal economic data, the only global entity more corrupt than Washington, D.C., today is FIFA, whose leader, Giovanni Vincenzo Infantino, is a devoted Trump sycophant.…
“Immigrants and witches posses evil superpowers,” declared President Trump, angrily smashing a fleeing box turtle with his eight iron on a 3rd hole fairway at Bedminster Golf Club. “Did you…
“We’re very, very excited about this marketing campaign,” said Vivian Flores, Chief Manager of Taco Bell. “At lunch time every Tuesday our crunchy tacos and soft tacos will cost $328.41.…
“We’re honoring Charlie and his love for our great Second Amendment,” President Trump explained, dollops of ketchup dripping from his Big Mac onto the cement floor of the White House…
“This shit is crazy,” said young Tammy Kemp, tossing her Dora the Explorer coloring book onto the carpet. “This Trump asshole is fucking up our democracy and replacing it with…
President Trump’s $45 million Birthday Parade was expected to attract 200,000 enthusiastic, flag-waving Americans. Reality, however, played out very differently than the scene the White House predicted. While President Trump…
Fresh off a tantrum that motivated fellow toddler Donald Trump to declare–in front of the White House–that anyone who says Teslas are shitty cars a “domestic terrorist,” Elon Musk has…
“Rapists and pedophiles are really having a moment in the cultural zeitgeist,” said Andrew Tate, licking his sunglasses clean and holding them up to the Florida sun. “With Trump being…
“I see a lot myself in the character Karl Childers,” said Senator John Fetterman (D-PA), eating unheated soup straight from a can. “We share the same fashion sense, we’ve both…
In response to being booed by drag queens while attending Les Mis, at the Kennedy Center, a visibly angry Donald Trump vowed to fill the storied venue with acts that…
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