Political Americans: Satire for Defending Democracy
Bringing the funny to the fight against election deniers, fascists, and power-obsessed traitors.
Political Americans: Business
Jeeter Stevens, a 47-year-old soybean farmer in Vermillion, South Dakota, won—for the third time—the prestigious Donald Trump Welfare Queen Contest, having amassed $1.4 million in U.S. taxpayer money for growing…
“The upcoming totally and absolutely horrible global depression of 2028 will be completely Joe Biden’s fault,” President Trump said from his Mar-a-Lago office, moisturizing his face with a handful of…
“Trump’s tariffs are going to make them Chinese people pay,” said Misty Muffoon, cradling her newborn grandson, a cigarette tucked into the corner of her mouth. “Ain’t no one gonna…
Following the release of emails directly linking President Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and his pedophile ring, FBI Director Kash Patel revealed that convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell has been granted…
President Donald Trump praised his Big Beautiful Bill at a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraiser where despots from around the globe paid $250,000 a plate to dine with Trump and network with…
According to recent Wall Street Journal economic data, the only global entity more corrupt than Washington, D.C., today is FIFA, whose leader, Giovanni Vincenzo Infantino, is a devoted Trump sycophant.…
“We’re very, very excited about this marketing campaign,” said Vivian Flores, Chief Manager of Taco Bell. “At lunch time every Tuesday our crunchy tacos and soft tacos will cost $328.41.…
Qatar’s $400 million luxury plane described as a “gift” to President Trump has generated a wave of celebrations across the world once it was revealed that the plane was built…
“Rapists and pedophiles are really having a moment in the cultural zeitgeist,” said Andrew Tate, licking his sunglasses clean and holding them up to the Florida sun. “With Trump being…
“We resent being called the ‘DOGE DOUCHES’,” said Edward Coristine, blowing bubbles through a plastic straw into his shirley temple. “Every night before tucking us into our sleeping bags on…
“At Trump Properties, we like to embrace the local culture and environment when building our first-class resorts,” said President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, beating a ladybug into a patch of grass…
The Trump administration recently announced–in addition to gaudy shoes, Bibles manufactured in China, and dark web NFTs and bitcoins–the release of an “exciting” new line of greeting cards inspired by…
Every generation of Americans asks itself the same question: What is the price of freedom? Over the centuries, those generations of Americans have responded with different answers as to what…
“It’s such an honor,” said Pam Bondi, curling her eyelashes in a full-length mirror in her Florida kitchen. “Not only did President Trump ask tap me as the Attorney General…
In the wake of the shocking early morning shooting of the CEO of UnitedHealth in New York City, top brass at leading health insurance companies have scheduled a ten-day conference…
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