Rand Paul Receives $14.75 Per U.S. Covid Fatality
“It’s nothing personal,” said Republican Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. “It’s just business. As a doctor, I understand how misinformation and lies can promote the spread of death and disease. As…
Trump’s Kenyan Birth Certificate Among Documents Recovered from Mar-a-Lago
MAR-A-LAGO, FL – An original copy of Donald J. Trump’s original birth certificate, issued by a hospital in Nairobi, Kenya, is among the thousands of documents recovered by the National…
Afghan Warlords Keep Drunk Texting the Pentagon
“They have to know this is over. Finished. Finito.” General Mark A. Milley, 20th Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said. “We had a good run. And let’s face…
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Launches Own CryptoCurrency: Cakecoin
“I’ve always been interested in how my position of power can use innovative technologies to un-level the playing field so I can make more money,” said Nancy Pelosi, Democratic octogenarian…