Political Americans: Satire for Defending Democracy
Bringing the funny to the fight against election deniers, fascists, and power-obsessed traitors.
Political Americans: War and Violence
“The Civil War never ended for the South,” explained Kristi Noem, DHS Secretary and dog sushi enthusiast. “That’s why we’re giving ICE $45 million in US taxpayer money–no, sorry, that’s…
After lecturing the U.S. military’s top brass about the “warrior ethos” and teaching them the nuances of lethality, a proactive fighting mentality, and the importance of one’s cosmetic appearance, Pete…
“My passion for hunting started when I tortured small animals as a kid,” said Pete Hegseth, Fox propagandist, Nazi enthusiast (a.k.a. Christian nationalist), and Trump’s pick for U.S. Defense Secretary.…
“My job is to protect Israelis at all costs,” said Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel. “The Americans have given us billions of dollars and military weapons and countless bombs…
After American’s B-2 bombing on Iran’s underground nuclear facilities, experts are trying to measure the efficacy of the raid, and how much–if any–of Iran’s 400kg (882lb) stockpile of enriched uranium…
“We’re honoring Charlie and his love for our great Second Amendment,” President Trump explained, dollops of ketchup dripping from his Big Mac onto the cement floor of the White House…
President Trump’s $45 million Birthday Parade was expected to attract 200,000 enthusiastic, flag-waving Americans. Reality, however, played out very differently than the scene the White House predicted. While President Trump…
“We’re freeing all of the January 6 heroes from U.S. jails and forming a special assault regiment,” said Donald Trump, wiping ketchup from his face with an American flag. “These…
Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) allegedly murdered an 8-month-old baby in the parking lot of Chick-fil-A in Montgomery, Alabama. “That damn baby was asking for it,” said the former football coach…
“It all started with red wine and the World Cup,” said Musk, back in the U.S., staring at his hand. “Admittedly, I was a bit giddy from watching Messi score…
“They have to know this is over. Finished. Finito.” General Mark A. Milley, 20th Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said. “We had a good run. And let’s face…
“Mission almost accomplished,” joked the former President of the United States, adding the last few strokes to his 500-foot wall mural in Bushwick, Brooklyn. “Done,” he then exhaled, tossing the…
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