Political Americans Kyle RittenhousePolitical Americans Kyle Rittenhouse

“You know those assholes who go to Halloween costume parties but don’t dress up?” said Kyle Rittenhouse, a teenage vigilante who killed two people to win his mother’s love, “Well, now I can be that guy.”

Political Americans Kyle Rittenhouse talking
“I am the mask.” – Kyle Rittenhouse

“Every year for the rest of my life I can go to any Halloween costume party as a murderer—and never have to dress up! It’s very meta. I don’t think anyone older than GenZ will understand the metaphors at work here.”

(Cover and above Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore)

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