“I couldn’t have played my part in ending democracy without the help of the Lord Jesus Christ, our Holy Savior,” said Arizona Senator Krysten Sinema—who, as an Independent, is totally dependent on the corporations that own her. “Taking resources away from millions and millions of Americans—especially the ones who need representatives to voice their needs for healthcare, access to education, and equal rights in America is very stressful. But I knew Jesus was listening to me, and guiding me on this journey by answering my prayers. You know I’m not lying because of this crucifix necklace I’m about to put on,” Sinema said, raising her hand holding the gold necklace.
“Where do I see myself in the future?”, Sinema continued without being prompted. “I want to be president after I destroy democracy. I’ve worked hard to put myself in this position. Lying to my constituents in Arizona, fellow politicians, and all the American people is very stressful work, but again, the Lord Jesus Christ was with me the whole way. And so were the Republicans. And dark money. When I’m president of America, everyone who helped me along the way will find themselves more blessed than Jesus Christ has blessed me.”
Photos: Gage Skidmore