A planned class action lawsuit representing thousands of lonely men who live in their parents’ basements will be filed against people who post on the social media site Bluesky, many of whom came to the site after leaving TSFKaT (The Site Formally Known as Twitter).
In the suit, plaintiffs whine that when they attempt to engage with Bluesky users, they often find themselves blocked within moments. Some have even been banned.
“It’s so unfair,” said MAGALover1488, “All I did was post a photo of Nancy Pelosi getting hogtied. On the old site, I’d have had hundreds of liberal snowflakes yelling at me. This time, nothing but block, block, block. My feelings are really hurt.”
“It’s (expletive) (expletive)” added JusticeforPeanut6969. “I put up the same post I did in 2016, when I said that the tears of Hillary Clinton voters gave me a sexual thrill; I just cut and pasted in Kamala Harris. In 2016, thousands of frigid bitches replies. Now, all I got was a like from someone selling a penis enlarger. And then my account got suspended. What about the (expletive) First Amendment?”
When asked why they can’t just post on the Site Formally Known as Twitter or on the right-wing friendly Truth Social, RedPillAmurrican1776 explained, “It’s awful over there. Everyone is mean and boring. I don’t want to talk to any of them. I don’t understand why libs don’t want to interact with me. Doesn’t everyone in the media tell them they’re supposed to be nice to us?”
When asked if he ever treated liberal posters the way he wants to be treated, RedPillAmurrican1776 called the reporter a soy boy and refused to reply further.
The soon-to-be plaintiffs are still seeking legal representation. They are also hopeful Elon Musk will cover the legal costs.
“I mean, it’s not the dumbest thing he’s sued someone over,” said NaziKluxKlanPougkeepsie