“Project 2025 will ensure every federal agency and international relationship is optimized for maximum levels of corruption,” said Charles Kushner, celebrated slum lord and father of Saudi Arabian money launderer Jared Kushner. “I know Donald Trump and I have had our battles in the past, but we both agree that my talent for criminality and experience with nefarious actors makes me uniquely qualified for the position.”
Unfolding a sheet of paper and handing it to our nepotism reporter at Political Americans, Kushner continued, “Just look at this,” he insisted, pointing to a print out of his Wikipedia page. “Just look at what they’re saying about my expertise on my Wiki page.”
Here is the section he pointed to:
For more information on Charles and the Kushner family criminality, check out Charles’s full Wikipedia page.
When asked for more details about the nomination, Trump enthusiastically declared, “Charles is the perfect example of American exceptionalism. He embodies an exceptional commitment to personal greed, has an insatiable thirst for abusing power, and offers the role the complete lack of a moral compass needed to exploit the people of America and our allies. As our French Corruption Ambassador, Charles will turn France into our personal ATM is no time. He’s that gifted.”