MAR-A-LAGO, FL – An original copy of Donald J. Trump’s original birth certificate, issued by a hospital in Nairobi, Kenya, is among the thousands of documents recovered by the National Archives from the former President’s home in Florida, according to sources familiar with the matter.
National Archive staff members, speaking anonymously, described the find as “unexpected,” “classic Trump hypocrisy,” and “this is funnier than the pee tape everyone is talking about.”
Experts at the Archives have confirmed the birth certificate as authentic. Former President Trump could not be reached for comment, but his son Eric Trump commented via email, “Of course dad was born in Kenya, how could you not know that? Why do you think me and my family take all those big game hunting trips to Africa?” Eric Trump later denied having sent the email and stated that the existence of Africa is “a country with shithole hunting amenities.”