Qatar’s $400 million luxury plane described as a “gift” to President Trump has generated a wave of celebrations across the world once it was revealed that the plane was built by Boeing.
In recent years, Boeing has suffered a series of operational setbacks and disturbing failures across its fleet of aircraft. Once known for its rigorous engineer standards and uncompromising dedication to safety protocols, Boeing recently implemented deep cost-cutting moves to boost its profitability–including a restructuring of its workforce from unionized employees to less-educated, non-unionized employees who, in a classic MAGA fashion, vote against their own interests.
Boeing’s once stellar brand has been bleeding equity over the past few years, and its swift demise has entered the cultural zeitgeist, with everyday people now using “Boeing” as a term to represent a “fast and tragic downfall.” For example, “Uncle Larry started drinking again and cheated on his wife and lost his job. In a matter of two months he went full Boeing.”
The World Reacts to Trump’s High-Flying Bribe
Initially, the world condemned the obvious bribe that Qatar, who supports anti-American terrorist organizations like Hamas, offered in exchange for greater access to Trump’s corrupt regime and the hemorrhaging of American taxpayer dollars in dubious, shadowy transactions. But as more details emerged, sentiments quickly changed.
“I’d never wish ill on anyone,” said 88-year-old grandmother Millie Benson who lives in Cincinatti, Ohio, “but I was very excited to hear that Trump’s plane was built by Boeing. Who knew that fascism in America could be saved by a couple of loose screws.”
“Boeing is like the Radio Shack of planes,” said Thomas Whittaker, a 31-year-old British graphic designer in London. “If President Trump wants to risk his life flying in that whorehouse of a plane, then let him. You know Trump would never wear a seatbelt, so when the doors fly off that aircraft and suck everything out, it’s going to be wild.”
“That plane is exactly like one of Trump’s casinos,” explained Dusty Ruffield, a 47-year-old owner of a dirt farm near Adelaide, Australia. “He’s going to fly it straight into the ground. Can you imagine that explosion? Slot machine coins, Adderall, and herpes just shooting through the air.”
