Political Americans: Satire for Defending Democracy
Bringing the funny to the fight against election deniers, fascists, and power-obsessed traitors.
Political Americans: Politics
The White House Press Corps was stunned today when an agitated Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary, began trembling when asked a barrage of questions about Trump’s relationship with pedophile…
Chuck Schumer (D-NY) received the prestigious U.S. Senate Participation Trophy from Senate Republicans for his efforts in helping the GOP avoid accountability for the government shutdown and their disastrous political…
“Now I can hang out with Dennis Rodman all the time,” said Kim Jong Un, an entourage of North Korean military officials following him on a tour of a new…
The streets of Miami-Dade County in Southeast Florida have been buzzing with euphoria as Cuban-American MAGA supporters celebrate the rise of Trump’s authoritarian regime. Many Cuban Americans in this area…
Jeeter Stevens, a 47-year-old soybean farmer in Vermillion, South Dakota, won—for the third time—the prestigious Donald Trump Welfare Queen Contest, having amassed $1.4 million in U.S. taxpayer money for growing…
“The upcoming totally and absolutely horrible global depression of 2028 will be completely Joe Biden’s fault,” President Trump said from his Mar-a-Lago office, moisturizing his face with a handful of…
“Trump’s tariffs are going to make them Chinese people pay,” said Misty Muffoon, cradling her newborn grandson, a cigarette tucked into the corner of her mouth. “Ain’t no one gonna…
“There is nothing we can do about mass shootings, so to save time in the future I’m excited to announce that today I officially signed a bill that sends my…
“President Trump is now 72 percent decomposed zombie material, especially his arms, anus, and legs,” Dr. Oz explained during a recent congressional hearing. “His team has really worked miracles concealing…
“The Civil War never ended for the South,” explained Kristi Noem, DHS Secretary and dog sushi enthusiast. “That’s why we’re giving ICE $45 million in US taxpayer money–no, sorry, that’s…
“My passion for hunting started when I tortured small animals as a kid,” said Pete Hegseth, Fox propagandist, Nazi enthusiast (a.k.a. Christian nationalist), and Trump’s pick for U.S. Defense Secretary.…
“Little Marco is the name of a key MS-13 cell leader based in Miami,” said Kevin Bullock, ICE agent and proud middle school graduate of Newsbury Middle School. “We’d been…
Qatar’s $400 million luxury plane described as a “gift” to President Trump has generated a wave of celebrations across the world once it was revealed that the plane was built…
“I’ve known Russia the longest,” Trump claimed, “going back to my days as a KGB operative. They even gave me this wonderful code name, Krasnov, which is very flattering. Elon…
“My job is to protect Israelis at all costs,” said Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel. “The Americans have given us billions of dollars and military weapons and countless bombs…
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