“I don’t get this fascination with the Greta Thunberg,” said House Representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL). “Greta is way, way too old to be sexy for my own personal sexual preferences—and for many of those I know in the Republican party. The way she forms complete sentences and can drive a car by herself are totally off putting, to be honest.”
“When Jim Jordan and I hang with Roger Stone and the rest of our ‘Screw Crew’, we target an entirely different demographic of women. You know,” Gaetz continued, winking, “the type of women who have handlers that accept Venmo. The type of women who don’t kid around,” Gaetz winked again, laughing. “Get it?… I’m hilarious.”
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